I saw School of Rock, and I was like, why haven't I worked with Richard Linklater already? Then by the time I got him I was like, I'm really pissed off I feel like you owe me some retroactive swag. He gave me the 10-year anniversary "Dazed and Confused" T-shirt, which I still wear with relish.

Do I want to be a hero to my son? No. I would like to be a very real human being. That's hard enough.

I make faces for cash and chicken.

I remember when people said, "Man, that's a powerful scene in the movie!" and I was like, "We just shot this thing before lunch, I don't know, he tears a log apart, I said some words".

I don't think I'm in any position to give anybody advice about anything.

You know, when you're part of a comedic duo, you can take breaks. It's kind of like having a partner that is good with a kid.

I think paranoia goes from generation to generation. It's convenient to imagine that there's a few people controlling everything, that way it's manageable and small. But that's not life, life is messy.