I don't like words coming out of a character's mouth that I adore because not only is he a little bit duplicitous but he's kind of practical in the way he thinks, and he thinks in terms of everyone's humanity and how quickly we can go against what we think we meant when we said it or what we believe or blah, blah, blah.

If I was a lawyer, I'd be my own best client.

It's like I have a loaded gun in my mouth and I like the taste of metal

Im thinking of buying a monkey. Then I think, Why stop at one? I don't like being limited in that way. Therefore, I'm considering a platton of monkeys, so that people will look at me and see how mellow and well-adjusted I am compared to these monkeys throwing feces around.

Sometimes everything you need to know to be an actor in your mid-forties, you learn before you were 15 years old.

I know very little about acting. I'm just an incredibly gifted faker.

I take some pride in... representing myself exactly how I would like to have my son remember me to his kids.