McDonald's being the official restaurant of the Olympics is like smoking being the official medicine of cancer.

My old man had a philosophy: peace means having a bigger stick than the other guy.

I know if you talk faster and use more ten-dollar words than everyone around you, you convince half of them that they should shut up because you know what you're talking about.

I thought that the grounded-ish nature of the first Iron Man and where I think the success of it was based was I think people got excited that this was a technologically possible occurrence; and didn't Obama order an Iron Man?

I've always felt that if you're not on your side, why should anyone else be. So I always encourage people to be confident, and sometime even a little falsely so, just so you can give yourself an opportunity.

I've always just shown up and tried to figure out what's for lunch and am I going to get to play some racquetball that night.

If I was a Pokemon, I'll either be a Psyduck or a Jigglypuff.