Remember that just because you hit bottom doesn't mean you have to stay there.

I'm coming from a place of total strength and humility now.

I really don't want to thank my wife because I could be bussing tables at the Daily Grill right now if not for her. Jesus, what a gig that'd be.

A lot of my peer group think I'm an eccentric bisexual, like I may even have an ammonia-filled tentacle somewhere on my body. That's okay.

I'm not 40 yet. I wouldn't even bother comparing myself to Chaplin.

Growing up is something that you do your whole life. I want to always feel that I can be a kid if I want. Growing up has some negative connotations. Like, you're not supposed to roll around on the ground anymore. You're not supposed to make fun of yourself. You're not supposed to ride a bicycle. But I'm a Toys-R-Us kid.

It's weird when one movie that's connected to another doesn't reference that movie at all.