I'm coming from a place of total strength and humility now.

I've always just shown up and tried to figure out what's for lunch and am I going to get to play some racquetball that night.

Does any new parent, even if you're not a first-time parent, ever really know what to do?

Whenever I watch someone doing something, even if it doesn't turn out so great, I at least admire their intentions and stuff.

The higher the stakes, the happier I am, the better I will be.

Mediocrity is my biggest fear. I'm not afraid of total failure because I don't think that will happen. I'm not afraid of success because that beats the hell out of failure. It's being in the middle that scares me.

I make faces for cash and chicken.