At the end of the day, anything I think I'm sacrificing I'm just giving up because it makes me feel better.

I know if you talk faster and use more ten-dollar words than everyone around you, you convince half of them that they should shut up because you know what you're talking about.

When you have a good script you're almost in more trouble than when you have a terrible script.

I've always just shown up and tried to figure out what's for lunch and am I going to get to play some racquetball that night.

Nothing's a break for me. Not even the breaks are breaks.

Smoking dope and smoking coke, you are rendered defenseless. The only way out of that hopeless state is intervention.

Does any new parent, even if you're not a first-time parent, ever really know what to do?