The greatest thing my dad taught me came from when I called him from a phone booth and said, 'Hungry. No bus token. Please. Out of options.' He said, 'Pfft, get a job.

I'm not used to feeling like I belong where I am.

McDonald's being the official restaurant of the Olympics is like smoking being the official medicine of cancer.

At the end of the day, anything I think I'm sacrificing I'm just giving up because it makes me feel better.

I was kind of like chasing my tail and trying to do the right thing, and was a little bit stupid. Or irresponsible, which is the same thing I guess. It's just been really busy and I had a lot of great opportunities.

I don't like words coming out of a character's mouth that I adore because not only is he a little bit duplicitous but he's kind of practical in the way he thinks, and he thinks in terms of everyone's humanity and how quickly we can go against what we think we meant when we said it or what we believe or blah, blah, blah.

Listen, smile, agree, then do whatever you were going to do anyway.