To me, friendship means loving tolerance.

Give me a scotch, I'm starving.

I guess the main thing is, you unconsciously take things for granted, and you think the audience is with you, because you're with yourself.

A lot of my peer group think I'm an eccentric bisexual, like I may even have an ammonia-filled tentacle somewhere on my body. That's okay.

And I think for a man whose native tongue is Spanish to be able to put together a phrase like 'cultural genocide' just speaks to how bright he is.

I've always just shown up and tried to figure out what's for lunch and am I going to get to play some racquetball that night.

I never know when the seeds are being laid, I'm just like, "Wow, that's a pretty cool scene. Is that? Are we laying seeds here?"