It was a democracy in the truest and most frustrating and most rewarding sense of the word. Anybody could come in and say, "You know, I'm just not cool with that." We'd be like, "Who's that?" "Oh, I was just cleaning the trailers." It was nuts.

McDonald's being the official restaurant of the Olympics is like smoking being the official medicine of cancer.

The old saying is true, behind every good man theres an incredible woman.

Look, even bad years are pretty good years I think.

Tofu is the root of all evil, and there's only one thing that can change a man's mind, and that's a modified Uzi with an extra-long clip.

I'm not a method guy. I can't be bothered to have a method. I just want to be a part of a good movie and I can't stand to be surrounded by morons.

There are some parents who have really done it right and told their kid, 'You know, we have this dough, none of this is for you. You have to get your own.