I just don't like big guys who speak cryptically and act like they understand the language better than me.

[Addiction's] not about placating the bad dog - it's about feeding the good dog. You still have to feed the bad dog, but only enough so that the ASPCA doesn't bring you up on charges.

I, personally, would be shocked if we went to the end of the tape now and I didn't have at least one... Look, even if I don't get one directly, eventually they're just going to have to give me one when I get old. So no matter how you slice it, I'm getting one.

The old saying is true, behind every good man theres an incredible woman.

Look, even bad years are pretty good years I think.

I wouldn't want to see anything irreparable happen, but I also like it when seemingly irreparable thing occur and men and women find a way to move past it.

I've always just shown up and tried to figure out what's for lunch and am I going to get to play some racquetball that night.