Negotiating techniques do not work all that well with kids, because in the middle of a negotiation, they will say something completely unrelated such as, 'You know what? I have a belly button!' and completely throw you off guard.
Robert Foster BennettThe secret to having everything you want out of life is the realization that you really don't want most of the things you think you want.
Robert Foster BennettIf you want plenty of experience in dealing with difficult people, then have kids.
Robert Foster Bennett