Keep all ur troubles in ur own pocket. But, make sure that the pocket has a hole!

To be social is to be forgiving.

When I was young, I was so interested in baseball that my family was afraid I'd waste my life and be a pitcher. Later they were afraid I'd waste my life and be a poet. They were right.

You can be a rank insider as well as a rank outsider.

There is one thing more exasperating than a wife who can cook and won't, and that's a wife who can't cook and will.

What you want, what you're hanging around in the world waiting for, is for something to occur to you.

Create and stir other people to create.