Lovers, forget your love And list to the love of these She a window flower And he a winter breeze.

There is one thing more exasperating than a wife who can cook and won't, and that's a wife who can't cook and will.

The greatest thing in family life is to take a hint when a hint is intended-and not to take a hint when a hint isn't intended.

Freud was way off base in considering sex the fundamental motivation. The ruling passion in men is minding each other's business.

The only certain freedom's in departure.

Fortunately, we don't need to know how bad an age is. There is something we can always be doing without reference to how good or bad the age is.

The difference between a man and his valet: they both smoke the same cigars, but only one pays for them.