Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee, and I'll forgive Thy great big joke on me.
A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
Nearly everybody is looking for something brave to do. I don't know why people shouldn't write poetry. That's brave.
For dear me, why abandon a belief Merely because it ceases to be true
A champion of the workingman has never been known to die of overwork.
The people I want to hear about are the people who take risks.