Americans are like a rich father who wishes he knew how to give his son the hardships that made him rich.

All the fun is in how you say a thing.

Both T.S. Eliot and I like to play, but I like to play euchre, while he likes to play Eucharist.

The truly educated can listen to any view without losing their temper or self-confidence.

Some say the world will end in fire, some say in ice.

I'd just as soon play tennis with the net down.

Humor is the most engaging cowardice.