I turned to speak to God About the world's despair But to make bad matters worse I found God wasn't there.

An idea is a feat of association.

There is one thing more exasperating than a wife who can cook and won't, and that's a wife who can't cook and will.

Unless I'm wrong I but obey The urge of a song: I'm-bound-away! And I may return If dissatisfied With what I learn From having died.

A person will sometimes devote all his life to the development of one part of his body - the wishbone.

All thought is a feat of association; having what's in front of you bring up something in your mind that you almost didn't know you knew

It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married.