A giraffe has a black tongue twenty-seven inches long and no vocal cords. A giraffe has nothing to say. He just goes on giraffing.

Always trust your fellow man. And always cut the cards. Always trust God. And always build your house on high ground. Always love thy neighbor. And always pick a good neighborhood to live in.

This is an exercise in power - the power of mind over matter. If you don't mind being inadequate, it doesn't matter.

The name is not important anymore - it's the tone that counts. I feel like an old dog I know. He will come to any name you call him, just so long as your demeanor carries with it the promise of affection and food

Any fool can make enough money to survive. It's another thing to keep yourself consistently entertained. It's a lot of work, and a lot of fun, to make a life.

And sure, I know if you eat this way you'll die. So? If you don't eat this way you're still going to die. Why not die happy?

I fear the boredom that comes with not learning and not taking chances.