If you want an interesting party sometime, combine cocktails and a fresh box of crayons for everyone.

So you drive as far as you can, even when you can clearly read the sign. You want to think you are exempt, that it doesn’t apply to you. But it does. Life is still a dead end. And we still have a hard time believing it

It wasn’t in books. It wasn’t in a church. What I needed to know was out there in the world.

Sometimes history knocks at the most ordinary door to see if anyone is home. Sometimes someone is.

If only the scientific experts could come up with something to get it out of our minds. One cup of fixit fizzle that will lift the dirt from our lives, soften our hardness, protect our inner parts, improve our processing, reduce our yellowing and wrinkling, improve our natural color, and make us sweet and good.

To be human is to keep rattling the bars of the cage of existence, hollering, 'What's it for?'

Don't worry that children never listen to you; worry that they are always watching you.