In the book of things people more often do wrong than right, investing must certainly top the list, followed closely by wallpapering and eating artichokes

I learned more at The Second City than I did at Yale for all that high tuition.

My son has been a class clown and it sort of ran in the family.

In the fifties I had dreams about touching a naked woman and she would turn to bronze or the dream about hot dogs chasing donuts through the Lincoln Tunnel.

[T]he Super Bowl, the quintessential American creation. A dizzying mélange of brilliant entrepreneurship in an atmosphere of intense competition. It is the perfect show for the most intensely competitive culture in this solar system.

And the only studies were - Rodney Dangerfield was my mentor and he was my Yale drama school for comedy.

Comedy is still alive, and there are still funny people. Jews are still overrepresented in comedy and psychiatry and underrepresented in the priesthood. That immigrant Jewish humor is still with us.