The object of education is to prepare the young to educate themselves throughout their lives.

There is only one justification for universities, as distinguished from trade schools. They must be centers of criticism.

When I feel like exercising I just lie down until the feeling goes away.

Nobody can read Freud without realizing that he was the scientific equivalent of another nuisance, George Bernard Shaw.

This is a do-it-yourself test for paranoia: you know you've got it when you can't think of anything that's your fault.

It is not so important to be serious as it is to be serious about the important things.

College football: I do not see the relationship of those highly industrialized affairs on Saturday afternoons to higher learning in America.