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I have been married three times and it just keeps better and better, but I'm going to stop here.

Im pretty adept with computers and Photoshop for my blog, and I found my style with a conversational voice and an image-ready column.

I know everybody wants humor to be subversive and speak truth to power. I don't think power's been listening, incidentally.

I'm really interested in the link between creativity and humor because humor is a type of creativity, and I do think that humorous people and humorous health helps creativity.

I'm making fun of myself and I think I'm making fun of all men in our desperate, desperate attempt to understand the people we're with and hopefully through humor have them understand us.

If you have any problems at all, don't hesitate to shut up.