Money you haven't earned is not good for you.

If things were half as bad as some people persist in believing, I'd have retired with a bottle of Scotch and a pistol a long time ago.

The thing I would most like to see invented is a way of teaching children and grown-ups the difference between right and wrong.

Two people could build an outhouse in four hours. They're not complicated.

Money isn't everything. I've got money and I've got everything, and they're not the same.

You are as safe with me as you would be in the Bank of England.

Money you haven't earned is not good for you.