Money isn't everything. I've got money and I've got everything, and they're not the same.

The thing I would most like to see invented is a way of teaching children and grown-ups the difference between right and wrong.

Two people could build an outhouse in four hours. They're not complicated.

You are as safe with me as you would be in the Bank of England.

If only 50 or more people were doing for the country what I have been doing, there would not be a pay freeze or a balance of payments problem.

If things were half as bad as some people persist in believing, I'd have retired with a bottle of Scotch and a pistol a long time ago.

Money you haven't earned is not good for you.