I never take any notice of reviews - unless a critic has thought up some new way of describing me. That old one about my lizard eyes and anteater nose and the way I sleep my way through pictures is so hackneyed now.

I started out to be a sex fiend, but I couldn't pass the physical.

How do I keep fit? I lay down a lot.

There just isn't any pleasing some people. The trick is to stop trying.

I've still got the same attitude I had when I started. I haven't changed anything but my underwear.

The people who can do you the most damage are the ones who are closest to you.

Sure I was glad to see John Wayne win the Oscar I'm always glad to see the fat lady win the Cadillac on TV, too.