There just isn't any pleasing some people. The trick is to stop trying.

These kids only want to talk about acting method and motivation. in my day all we talked about was screwing and overtime.

How do I keep fit? I lay down a lot.

This is not a tough job. You read a script. If you like the part and the money is O.K., you do it. Then you remember your lines. You show up on time. You do what the director tells you to do. When you finish, you rest and then go on to the next part. That's it.

The only difference between me and my fellow actors is that I've spent more time in jail.

I've still got the same attitude I had when I started. I haven't changed anything but my underwear.

Maybe love is like luck. You have to go all the way to find it.