Movies bore me; especially my own.

Listen. I got three expressions: looking left, looking right and looking straight ahead.

Sure I was glad to see John Wayne win the Oscar I'm always glad to see the fat lady win the Cadillac on TV, too.

Every two or three years, I knock off for a while. That way I`m always the new girl in the whorehouse.

I started out to be a sex fiend, but I couldn't pass the physical.

There just isn't any pleasing some people. The trick is to stop trying.

The only difference between me and my fellow actors is that I've spent more time in jail.