Eventually, if you had a printer that is IPP compliant, that printer will have a Web address and anyone around the world who can get on the Internet can print to that URL.
Might as well face it, you're addicted to love.
You can't be saved, oblivion is all you crave.
A pretty face, don't make a pretty heart.
There is no profit in deceit. An honest man knows revenge is not sweet.
What happens often - although I'm not particularly a victim of this sort of thing - is that somebody will make a quote, or invent a remark and it gets printed, ends up on the 'net and it becomes currency. And some of them are so bizarre!