I'm boring. I stay home, watch TV, and eat a lot of fast food. That's really exciting, isn't it?

What was the worst thing [making Twiligh]? Playing the part where you can't get hurt and you can't die because there's no framework. There are too many possibilities if you can't die. If you're playing a normal human being, there's always that.

I wanted to play piano in restaurants in the south of France. I went there on holiday once and I saw this guy playing in an old tuxedo. He was all disheveled, with a whisky glass on the piano. I thought that was the coolest thing. So what's happened to me with 'Twilight' isn't really what I'd planned.

The other night I went out to have dinner in a London pub and the barmaid had this whole conversation saying, 'You look just like that guy from Twilight'. Every time she came up, she said something like, 'You literally could be his brother'. But she never put two and two together.

The link between my brain and my mouth is just not there anymore.

I'd go and get really drunk somewhere ... in the street. Pass out somewhere and sleep in the gutter.

I wanted to work with an elephant.