I want to strangle whoever invented that R-Patz thing.

In America there is a channel called TruTV which is just reruns of 'Cops' and 'World's Dumbest Criminals'. I could watch that the entire day.

I had a stalker while filming a movie in Spain last year. She stood outside my apartment every day for weeks – all day, every day. I was so bored and lonely that I went out and had dinner with [her]. I just complained about everything in my life and she never came back.

I don't know [what things are forever]. Friendship. I can think of lots of things.

Contact lenses make me miserable, as soon as I put them in. That's what creates the pouting and brooding character.

Smaller movies are great because you don't have to argue with so many people all the time. But really I like arguing so there's a balance either way.

I walked out the wrong car door and started walking into the crowd, An interviewer said, 'Give your best horror scream,' and Stan did this great scream, and I was too much of a wimp to do one. It was pathetic!