The most embarassing is when friends ask you to meet up with them and you have to tell them "Sorry I can't go to that place" because you're fully aware photographers will be waiting for you there. I feel like such a weasle when things like that happen, like the world has to revolve around me.
Robert PattinsonNo, not really. I mean, at the end of the day, it's just a part. You just go into it, and like your life, you're walking along the street, as a really bad analogy, you step on a little stone, and it just kind of flies away and you have no idea where it's going. And then you are just trying not to drown afterwards. And that's my life. See, that was really terrible.
Robert PattinsonI kind of wish people didnโt know who I am, that I could just lie, say Iโm a speechwriter for Obama. This is what I said before Twilight. And then Obama came along and picked up all these young writers. I found out this guy, Jon Favreau โ whoโs not the actor Jon Favreau โ is writing for him. And I was like, Wow, I wonder if the people who thought I was bullshitting at the time are like, โOh my god. That guy! That kid who was drunk in some bar actually wrote the health care bill!โ
Robert PattinsonI have to look over my shoulder all the time, be really vigilant because at any moment, someone could be filming me or recording what I'm saying.
Robert PattinsonOn one occasion I got this really bizarre horoscope thing from someone. It was a full-on zodiac reading, charting and intersecting all this stuff. It was over 20 pages long and said we're destined to be together. That was totally bizarre. I don't really believe in that stuff anyway, although I do believe in Karma because it's already bitten me on the ass so many times.
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