Money by Martin Amis. I read it when I was 15, I read it hundreds of times since then and it always makes me laugh. Amis has managed to create a world that is both funny and abrasive. I'd love to play John Self, the depraved hero, who's without illusions, he created.

On one occasion I got this really bizarre horoscope thing from someone. It was a full-on zodiac reading, charting and intersecting all this stuff. It was over 20 pages long and said we're destined to be together. That was totally bizarre. I don't really believe in that stuff anyway, although I do believe in Karma because it's already bitten me on the ass so many times.

[A fan] said, 'What can I do to get your attention?' I was like 'Um, just take your clothes off.' She stood there and frantically started taking her clothes off and got dragged out of the room by security.

I don't know. I'd like to think that I haven't changed that much. Within myself I don't think I've changed.

If I could get any semblance of - it's not really anonymity, but a little bit more - control over my public image, I guess that would be nice.

My back is too long or something because my ass is constantly hanging out.

I'm almost completely deaf anyway. So I'm worried. I'm very worried.