Well, when I was a kid I used to hide behind the curtains at home at Christmas and I used to try and be Elvis. There was a certain ambience between the curtains and the French windows, there was a certain sound there for a ten year old. That was all the ambience I got at ten years old... I think! And I always wanted to be a certain, a bit similar to that. But I didn't want to sell pizza.

Being good isn't just about being dextrous and being flash. Being good is about being an all-round contributor in the great world of music.

It's a shame to see these young chicks bungle their lives away in a flurry and rush to compete with what was in the old days the goodtime relationships we had with the GTOs and people like that. When it came to looning, they could give us as much of a looning as we could give them. It's a shame, really.

Soon, I'm going to need help crossing the street.

It's a two-dimensional gig being a singer, and you can get lost in your own tedium and repetition.

You have to ask these questions: who pays the piper, and what is valuable in this life?

There's still time to change the road you're on...