My earliest memories are sitting on the beach at Blackpool, and I know that if I went back, it would be horrible. I know what Blackpool's like - it's nothing like I imagined it was as a child.

There's no hope of me becoming completely relaxed on stage. If I did, I'd sit down and doze off.

It's really nice meeting people after a concert. Still, it's very weird to be at the center of a group of 30 people all listening to what you're saying. When that group turns into 300 people, it goes on from weird. Some people revel in it, and I don't.

Refusing to grow up is like refusing to accept your limitations. That's why I don't think we'll ever grow up.

If any of our songs ever did make it on the top ten, I'd disband the group immediately.

I've got a Facebook page, but I've never put anything on it. I've got a presence on all the social networks, in fact, but I've never once sent a message. I'm there because, otherwise, someone's going to pretend to be me.

If I book a hotel it's actually very funny. It's very nice to be a genuine Mr Smith.