I've never regretted not having children. My mindset in that regard has been constant. I objected to being born, and I refuse to impose life on someone else.

There may be said to be three sorts of lawyers, able, unable, and lamentable.

Living, it's awful for me.

There's no hope of me becoming completely relaxed on stage. If I did, I'd sit down and doze off.

B is for Breasts Of which ladies have two; Once prized for the function, Now for the view.

Irony is the recourse of the weak-minded wimp, I think. I hate bands that deliver their songs with knowing smiles on their faces, so that if those songs fall flat they can say 'Ah well, we never really meant it anyway.' It's so dishonest.

I still frequent my parents' house. I go there to escape, back to the bedroom that I grew up in. Just to sit there and feel small.