There's no hope of me becoming completely relaxed on stage. If I did, I'd sit down and doze off.

B is for Breasts Of which ladies have two; Once prized for the function, Now for the view.

Anyone can rehearse and play constantly any song in the world.

I wouldn't want to think people doted on us, hung on every word, or wanted to look like us.

Both me and my wife's extended family all live within a 50-mile radius. Like me, a lot of them did time in London then started drifting back to the countryside and the sea. Perhaps it's a homing instinct.

Irony is the recourse of the weak-minded wimp, I think. I hate bands that deliver their songs with knowing smiles on their faces, so that if those songs fall flat they can say 'Ah well, we never really meant it anyway.' It's so dishonest.

If I put a value on my music, and no one's prepared to pay that, then more fool me, but the idea that the value is created by the consumer is an idiot plan; it can't work.