There's no hope of me becoming completely relaxed on stage. If I did, I'd sit down and doze off.
Robert SmithI do a job I really, really love and I kind of have fun with. People think you can't be grown up unless you're moaning about your job.
Robert SmithB is for Breasts Of which ladies have two; Once prized for the function, Now for the view.
Robert SmithI look thuggish when I shave my head and wear big boots. I walk into a newsagent and people think I'm going to jump the counter.
Robert Smith