We did a show called The Orphan Train, during the depression, when families didn't have enough money to support their children, they'd put them on the train and hope someone would pick them up who had enough money to support their children.

Our profession is very much like going to a cocktail party, you check out the guest list.

I never put my arms around John Gotti, Al Capone or Lucky Luciano.

I play bad golf for good charities like the LA Police.

I think voiceover is an adjunct that actors have picked up that have given us some security.

The dog has behaved himself quite well all day, and the show is doing fantastically well in the ratings... I have no reason to be sad!

It's all malarky; even the wonderful part is malarky.