Someone once accused me of being like Eliot Ness. I sad no sir, I'm not E.N., but I can promise you that I'm not Al Capone!

We did a show called The Orphan Train, during the depression, when families didn't have enough money to support their children, they'd put them on the train and hope someone would pick them up who had enough money to support their children.

I'm working 2 days a week right now, narration usually on Wed., and host on camera on Friday.

It's a word called symbiotic, you send the messages and it comes back in return. Together, it's a wonderful thing, it's why television is so great and film can never reach.

Get that finger out of your ear! You don't know where that finger's been!

I play bad golf for good charities like the LA Police.

I never put my arms around John Gotti, Al Capone or Lucky Luciano.