There are some people who want to throw their arms round you simply because it is Christmas; there are other people who want to strangle you simply because it is Christmas.

There are some people who want to throw their arms round you simply because it is Christmas; there are other people who want to strangle you simply because it is Christmas.

The telephone is the greatest nuisance among conveniences, the greatest convenience among nuisances.

Friendship is not going to stand the pressure of greatly great guidance for quite extensive.

Friendship will not stand the strain of very much good advice for very long.

Any of us can achieve virtue, if by virtue we merely mean the avoidance of the vices that do not attract us.

I sometimes suspect that half our difficulties are imaginary and that if we kept quiet about them they would disappear.