I sometimes suspect that half our difficulties are imaginary and that if we kept quiet about them they would disappear.

Most remarks that are worth making are commonplace remarks. The things that makes them worth saying is that we really mean them.

I sometimes suspect that half our difficulties are imaginary and that if we kept quiet about them they would disappear.

When the last Puritan has disappeared from the earth, the man of science will take his place as a killjoy, and we shall be given the same old advice but for different reasons.

The telephone is the greatest nuisance among conveniences, the greatest convenience among nuisances.

Most of us can remember a time when a birthday - especially if it was one's own - brightened the world as if a second sun has risen.

Any of us can achieve virtue, if by virtue we merely mean the avoidance of the vices that do not attract us.