There is nothing in which the birds differ more from man than the way in which they can build and yet leave a landscape as it was before.

We forget that Socrates was famed for wisdom not because he was omniscient but because he realized at the age of seventy that he still knew nothing.

Were I a philosopher, I should write a philosophy of toys, showing that nothing else in life need to be taken seriously, and that Christmas Day in the company of children is one of the few occasions on which men become entirely alive.

No man is uninteresting when his hat is blown off and he has to scuttle after it down the street.

When people complain of the decay of manners they have in mind not the impudent abbreviations of the crowd, but the decline in bowing and scraping and in speaking of one's employer as "the master." What the rich mean by the good manners of the poor is usually not civility, but servility.

A cat is only technically an animal, being divine.

It may be that all games are silly. But then, so are humans.