Canada has one of the highest rates of insanity in any civilized country and one reason might be that life in many places is so desperately dull.

In India it is regarded as a good idea to dart in front of an oncoming car, for the car is sure to kill the evil spirits who are pursuing you, and all the rest of your life you will have good luck.

In the end, it is upon the quality and commitment of individuals that all group movements depend.

No people in the world can make you feel so small as the English.

Computers will have to learn that when I quote from some old author who spelled differently from the machine, the wishes of the long-dead author will have to be respected, and the machine will have to mind its manners

If you don't hurry up and let life know what you want, life will damned soon show you what you'll get.

Canada has one of the highest rates of insanity in any civilized country and one reason might be that life in many places is so desperately dull.