We as human beings like to be cocksure and certain.

If you really want space on public transport you should carry some pornography from the 1970s and a pair of children's safety scissors, then delicately cut out all the eyes of the glamour models whilst whistling. Every now and again mutter, 'Why are women more beautiful when they are eyeless?' You will be able to stretch out, though this can have ramifications such as ending up on a police list or being run out of town.

I have a theory that evolutionary biologists are more vain than particle physicists.

I want to create shows which are interesting. I hope that some people are excited by some of the ideas.

We very quickly forget about the wonderful things we've got. People lose their excitement because there's too much. Basically we're experiencing nothing, because everything is available to us.

Homeopaths do not have a physical brain, but merely 'skull water' with the memory of brains.

To be paid, to be employed to be an enthusiast and be excited about existence is fantastic.