If you make money back from your record, you're doing it smart. It's an expensive hobby. I'm lucky enough to still make a living as a musician through live work and odd bits of royalties.

Playing acoustic and line drawings are the two things I'm most competent at.

Most comedians I know are quite serious, anxious people who find life rather difficult. As a consequence, they make people laugh.

In this world of doubt, one thing is certain for me; that I will go on writing songs up to and - I hope, through heavenly means or diabolical - beyond the day I die.

Coming out's the hardest part, when you're Queen Elvis.

If you make money back from your record, you're doing it smart. It's an expensive hobby. I'm lucky enough to still make a living as a musician through live work and odd bits of royalties.

The band is like a vintage car. You take it out to go for a spin for a couple miles, but you wouldn't drive across the country.