A show is like having a climax. It's like having an incredible, natural climax. And then suddenly it's all finished, and you don't know what to do next.

Brewing a good cuppa is something not everyone can do, and I loathe bad tea.

You know my wife, she's 6 ft 1 she can beat anyone up.

I'll be dead by the time I'm forty.

Yeah, I'll pay your cab fare home, you can even use my best cologne, just don't be here in the morning when I wake up.

I always thought I was so fit.

Every picture tells a story, don't it?