A show is like having a climax. It's like having an incredible, natural climax. And then suddenly it's all finished, and you don't know what to do next.

You know my wife, she's 6 ft 1 she can beat anyone up.

If the father is not straight naider will be the son.

You can keep your Streisands.

I'm jackin' off reading Playboy on a hot afternoon, I'm a three time loser.

I'm only lookin' for a fantasy, an interlude from reality.

I don't enjoy songwriting.