What I do now is all my dad's fault, because he bought me a guitar as a boy, for no apparent reason.
I'm very proud of my well-earned wrinkles, so show 'em.
I'm jackin' off reading Playboy on a hot afternoon, I'm a three time loser.
Well, there's not a day goes by when I don't get up and say thank you to somebody.
You got amphetamine eyes.
I've never been more in love with anyone nearly half my age than I am today. I'd get married in a minute if I weren't still married to somebody else.