I don't think people expect Bruce Springsteen to come out in a pink satin jacket, but Rod Stewart, they do. And I like doing it; I don't wear it just because I think I have to. I'm a very flamboyant person.

I want to dance, I want her ass. Why is she ignoring me?

Between 21-30 women go through humungous changes. After that, they've generally achieved what they wanted, and they're more settled.

You're every love song ever written.

I'm jackin' off reading Playboy on a hot afternoon, I'm a three time loser.

At my age you don't go into fatherhood lightly.

I always thought I was so fit.