The most memorable is always the current one. The rest just merge into a sea of blondes. (On wives)
I'm jackin' off reading Playboy on a hot afternoon, I'm a three time loser.
I was never a good-looking bloke. Not by a long chalk.
I was getting worried I may not become a grandfather, but the Lord has blessed me.
What I do now is all my dad's fault, because he bought me a guitar as a boy, for no apparent reason.
I have a voice coach, but only in so much as to make my voice stronger so I can sing for five nights a week, two hours.