In a year of re-election he was desperate to impress.

I'm very proud of my well-earned wrinkles, so show 'em.

My big brother still thinks he's a better singer than me.

I've never been more in love with anyone nearly half my age than I am today. I'd get married in a minute if I weren't still married to somebody else.

I got bored of not feeling affectionate towards girls.

Surely if God had meant us to do yoga, he would have put our heads behind our knees.

I woke up in a barnyard when I heard a farmer shout. Get away, boy, from my daughter, then a shot gun rang out.