My life has been an open book, really. Everybody knows everything about me.

I'm very proud of my well-earned wrinkles, so show 'em.

Sometimes I think the playing field is certainly not even. You know, it's just not.

If you want my body and you think I'm sexy come on sugar let me know.

Hot legs, bring your Mother, too.

I'm a rock star because I couldn't be a soccer star.

I want to dance, I want her ass. Why is she ignoring me?